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Hello and welcome back to SideQuest...
and Utter Darkness.
I am very intimidated by...all of this.
Shortcut ahead. Ooh, that's nice.
Not intimidated by that. That sounds pretty nice.
But yeah, I said earlier that I...
Man, your radius of vision is...tiny!
Shortcut to where?!
Like, yeah, I said before how I don't like being in areas that are super dark where you can't see around you, and that is, uh...
You can barely see two steps in front of you in here.
I feel like I'm going to fall down a cliff or a hole or something. Any second.
I say there's a shortcut, though.
I mean, I guess a shortcut back to there.
That's not where I'm wanting to go right now, though.
Yeah, I know there's not like a pit or anything ahead of me here, and even now I still don't like running forward.
Oof, okay.
Let us investigate!
Ah, that's impossible to see!
Hm, I suppose I'm supposed to head from, uh...
little light beacon to light beacon. Let's try that.
Okay, there's a green one.
Uh...
There's a blue one, but yellow looks closer. Let's go to yellow.
Okay...
Tomb of the Giants...
Wow.
I do not like how dark it is in here.
Whoa, hey, hello!
Yeah, I'm not a fan of this pitch black darkness.
Sorry I've said it over and over, but it's kind of hard to think about anything else right at this second.
Whoa.
Okay, careful.
Deliberate steps.
Hey, it's that place.
It's the demon ruins.
Ehh, that looks like a ledge.
Oookay.
Guess...this is where I am now.
Now what?
Well, I'm getting shot at. That's one thing.
Ugh!
Do not like.
All right, are we taking another slide? Is that what's happening?
Think so.
Ah, bad.
Eee, very bad indeed.
I need to not be here.
Well, problem solved, I guess.
Oof, boy.
That is an intense area.
All the way back here?
Ah, thought I'd seen another bonfire sooner than that, but maybe I just didn't rest at it or something.
Well...
[fighting and grunting]
Ick.
Yeah, I hate fighting these guys.
Very much.
[fighting and grunting]
Ah, crap.
Well...
Here we go again.
[funky music]
You know, I think this time I may try dropping through one of the, uh...
holes in the floor here and just see where it leads.
I'm curious.
Ah, cool.
It's a bit of a shortcut.
Hmm.
Not sure if this will work, but I'll try.
There we go, okay.
Yeah, I like this route a little more.
This is at least slightly faster, I'll take it.
Okay, back here again.
For another attempt!
Ah, nuts. Careful, get 'em first! Okay.
Yeah man, what a perfectly not-fun area to fight in.
Can't see, can't maneuver...
Yeah, I'm just... I'm not a fan of this little stretch here.
Visibility is just too poor.
It's probably foolhardy, but I'm going to move ahead.
Slide down some more.
Whoa!
Oh!
Are they following me?
No?
Ehh... I mean, no.
Pfft... conversation over, I guess.
Well, he fell.
Oh, and there's another one. Crap!
Crap, and my friend is going to die, too. Not good.
Agh!
This sucks... so much!
Ugh...
You still alive, man? Can we talk?
Oh, wait...
So...
I think...
If I am correct, this is a...
sort of recurring character type...
in the Souls... type games...
where he tells you...
to look at something...
near a ledge and then he kicks you down it...
'cause he's a jerk.
And I just don't know if I feel like falling down a thing now.
'Cause of this loser, especially when I have a bonfire nearby.
Man.
What a miserable place to camp.
Nice view, though.
[footsteps]
Okay, well now that I've had a little bonfire rest...
now I don't mind falling for this loser's stupid...
"He's gonna kick me off the edge" is what I'm saying.
There is no way he is not going to kick me off this edge.
There's nothing else here, right?
Eh.
Can't see if there's still floor...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No thank you!
This thing is tough, very tough indeed.
Yeesh, and my friend's gonna die.
But me first, I die first. Maybe my friend will still be alive.
I think this time I'll just talk to him.
Oh boy, that was mean.
Well alright, let's fall for a prank.
Assuming he is still alive, he might be dead.
Oh no, good, here he is.
Alright, here we go.
And then...
Push!
Ah...
Every time
Every time...
Alright, well let's see what we can get
Skull Lantern? Cool. Already got one, but it's alright.
Uh... alright, more items that way...
Enormous cliff this way...
Ugh
I am tired of not being able to see any--oh!
You're no Hollow, are you? Thank goodness!
Please be careful. There are two fierce Hollows not far from here.
They were once brave knights and my former escorts.
Who would let such strong spirits be Hollowed so?
Heavens, is there nothing...nothing at all to be done?
You're no Hollow, are you? Thank goodness! Please be careful. Who...heavens...
I'm amazed they got this far.
Yep, hello.
Hello indeed.
Eesh.
I'm not timing my attacks very well.
Eesh.
I do not enjoy not being able to see.
Ah.
Not sure how much ground I've got to fall back to here.
Eesh.
Almost got one of 'em.
What a...crummy place to have to fight people.
Agh!
One of 'em died.
Nyeh!
And here goes the other one.
All right!
Better.
Ugh...
I don't think they managed to hit her, hopefully.
Where is she?
Did she leave?
I hate not being able to see anything. This is like, fine that they want to make a place that's dark and foreboding and all that, but this is really like, just obnoxious. This is not a fun puzzle to figure out.
Hope she made it out okay, 'cause I sure can't find her.
Nice.
But yeah, just walking forward super slowly and then trying to...what?
I'm sorry, what?
I can't tell what it is, but I don't like it.
What is it?
And there's another one. Okay, there's another one.
Okay, ah, ah, okay, okay, okay.
Yeesh.
Alright.
No idea what that was.
Didn't get a good look at 'em.
Okay...
I do like having a weapon with good reach.
Hey, a ladder! What now?
Okay, this place is...the opposite of--ah!
This place is the opposite of Anor Londo.
Because not only was Anor Londo pretty,
but like it was well-lit.
Challenges existed, sure, but you could see them, you knew what you were trying to deal with.
There wasn't any of this "I can't see literally anything" crap going on.
Ugh!
Die!
Ugh.
Ah, boy.
Oh, boy. Okay. I nearly died there.
I'm running low on estus at this point.
Need to be careful.
Ugh.
What?!
Ugh, I hate fighting these things in the pitch black dark.
These are not fun fights.
Welp, no Estus left.
Yep, come on, careful, drop, there we go.
Don't really care about those, but it's okay, it's alright.
Think I could drop down here? Yes, okay.
I hope I'm going the right way, at least.
Like I can't tell if I'm... I mean I'm heading back up now, so like am I backtracking?
Ugh, are you serious? I'm back here again?
Not even sure where I'm trying to go or where I'm aiming to be
Is this a ladder?
I think it's the ladder I climbed down... I came from, yeah
Okay
Okay, careful, careful, hug the wall
Can't remember if I looked this way
Oh, yeah, there's my bonfire from before
Which is good, but it also means this jerk is back here too
Well, maybe he left
I don't want to rest at it because I know it's going to revive everything, but I'm out of Estus Flasks, so...
Good luck indeed. I think I'm going to have to deal with this cat thing.
And I'm not looking forward to it.
There you are.
And hopefully it's just one.
Yikes! Jeez, that thing is rough!
Die!
Whew! Man...
They are tough!
Hope it was just one of 'em
Okay!
Easy does it
[dark music]
What awaits?
Oh, more darkness and misery, cool.
Oh and another of these, that's fun.
And a knight, I guess.
Come on now, this seems somewhat unreasonable.
This seems somewhat unreasonable, dark souls.
OK, well, I think that does it for this episode.
I'll be back again soon and I will keep on trying to get through this.
But man, this is very difficult.